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it really aint worth much

Hey you deleted your blog ah? Haha. Its back up again. Oh really? but you deleted it 2 months back la right? Yar la, too many people reading too many things. Haha. So it was time for them to kinda go away. Haha. So i can go right? Yar, i know its such a trivial [...]
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even the best

Even the best(not suggesting that it is me) fall down sometimes Even the wrong words seem to rhyme Out of the doubt that fills my mind I somehow find you(exams) and I collide RAH! GRR HMMPH YAR ACK! *punches ball very hard and tears papers apart* *pre exams stress* I find it funny how my [...]
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better be

even my chinese need to be corrected. how to “geng hao” right?!
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18 years of adventure Part 1

*warning, this is going to be a mega post. if you’re running on slow speed internet, exit now* I like to think of myself as Charlie Bucket. He gets a chocolate bar for his birthday. But i got abit more than he did la. Nothing fancy, nothing big. I like the way that is. I [...]
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i dont know

*bang* *drop* *dead* i lost it. i might have to quit blogging. you know like how smokers have to quit. not because too much blogging is bad for me. but i just lost inspiration. like *snap* gone. And because i don’t know how to express myself in blogform. there are so many things you have [...]
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a decent gift

I salute you! Click here for the full story. Truly a decent gift for Singapore’s 40. Aya, Australia how to swim back to Singapore? I will try to be the first Singaporean to start a registered company under 21 years-old in Australia. Try la. I say try only ah!
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break that emergency!

break that emergency chocolate! Thanks Rachel for this super nice chocolate. I haven’t eaten it yet though. But already from the outside it looks super good. I don’t even dare to eat it la. It looks super good! It reads, “For immediate Relief of Chocolate Cravings, LoveSickness, Exam Stress (this is mine) and rah rah [...]
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suck the straw part 2

Today didn’t suck that bad. Yesterday i had a few comments from people regarding the issue of academia and the world. About how philosophy and arts ain’t pretty much gonna help a 23 year old Indian window who has 3 other children under 5 years old. And how i have used this issue as the [...]
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Milo Dinosaur

First things first. I bet you all were itching to know what i wore for the photoshoot! muahaha. This is voted number 1! yay! with a raw score of 16 hits out of 26! Woohoo! Thank you for calling 1900 112 8882 (this number does not exist!) haha. But the thing was that i didn’t [...]
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white is the new black

why does everyone fancy black? black vely nice meh? What’s wrong with white? I like white as much as i like my food. haha, perhaps i fancy orange more. Before i move on, i show you something… acs! australian computer society willywei Wah! ACS against the odds! I saw this off The Age this afternoon. [...]
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keep thy promise

“so tomorrow i meet you at 130pm Nike Melbourne ah” “ya ya don’t be late ah” “yup!” next day “eh, i’ll be late. i meet you at 2 instead can?” “… argh, ok la..” Do you always land yourself in such a situation? When you sometimes, somehow can’t be able to make it on time [...]
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Tactic #204

The Frisbee This is known to be a very old trick to pick up girls. Before we move on any further to understanding the art of this tactic, let us know abit of its background and origin. Purpose: To pick up girls, ONLY getting phone numbers Type of girls targetted: those who can take jokes, [...]
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round

what is round, spins and is flat? A frisbee! yup, this is one essential tool for guys esp when you’re in camp and desperate. Or even when you’ve nothing to do la. Im suppose to use pics to show you clearly how to do it so i’ll show it to you tmw. cos im so [...]
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Operation Weight-Gainer

Oh man! Yesterday witnessed the spectacular fireshow of the Moomba festival. Moomba is a word for “Let’s get together for Fun” in the Aboriginal Language. well oh well. i mean like the Melbourne city council must have easily spent a $100,000 for a 35 min fireworks show. A pity that i didnt take photos, but [...]
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and Dad said…

working is about retirement. people work so they can retire. and you must find out how to do that in the shortest time possible. you might wanna take plan A and settle after 30 yrs, or plan B with 10 years…. i JUST came back from a 2 day seminar as i did say earlier. [...]
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le royal de melbourne

melbourne seems to be a very royal place. e.g. Royal Melbourne Institute of Technology (RMIT), The Royal Melbourne Show, Queen Victoria Market, King Street, Queen Street etc ok i went to The Royal Melbourne Show today. well its rather boring i must say. the admission tic was like $15! and still have to pay for [...]
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the fastest and the furioustest

its seems like everyone is offline man. must be the reopening of school and term exams. and its like only me around online. oh well those taking exams out there, JIA YOU! was justing going thru some webbies just now, and like many went “my boring life” “wad break up with her” and all the [...]
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dont be the pet, be the owner.

well, teacher’s pet, boss’s pet, someone that bootlicks the superior. i was just reading the papers today about How to climb up the career ladder. and among them were, “always make ur boss look gd.” and “dont get a beat-up car, if not they will beat u up. get a jaguar instead.” and i was [...]
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no, not this june…

To my friends, one and all, It brings me great distress and disappointment to inform you, my friends that Liwei will not be returning to Singapore, no, not this June. It was due to the unforeseen results of the “save the liwei fund”. we only managed to raise A$200.45(only 1/4 of airfare, not counting expenses [...]
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