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My 2008 in Numbers

1. The number of speeding tickets I’ve received. 2. The number of breakfasts I’ve had at Apte. 3. The number of websites I designed. 3.5. The number of seasons of How I Met Your Mother I’ve watched. 4. The number of parking tickets I’ve received. 5. The number of breakfasts at Mart 130 I’ve been for. 6. The number of movies [...]
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You and I Both

Cos I’ll remember everything you sang. [youtube=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc8OAG7SRL8] Was it you who spoke the words that things would happen but not to me Oh things are gonna happen naturally Oh taking your advice I’m looking on the bright side And balancing the whole thing But often times those words get tangled up in lines And the bright lights turn to night Until the dawn [...]
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5 Ways To Repel Stalker Behaviours

Lately I’ve been notified of certain active stalker behaviours. And mostly it is due to plain stupidity or pure ignorance on the victim’s part – they actually confessed to me. So here I’ve come up with 5 ways to repel stalker behaviours. This is not just for the female readers, cause I understand that there [...]
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Peak Hour Parking Lots

Wah, parking lots are very hard to get now ah. U-turn only, and it’s gone. Yea, very much like good Christian guys. Once you miss them, it’s gone. Good Christian guys are like parking lots during peak hours. So when’re the “peak hours”? Usually after 24 years old. Whatt. Why is it 24 Dong? Of all the [...]
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you all mean the mars to me

i dont like how birthdays become subtle popularity contests. it’s sad. not that mine had many to celebrate with. i just feel that numbers shouldnt mean anything during a birthday celebration, because quality can lie with a few. gracious ‘thank you-s’ to many who remembered a day prescribed to me (: i count other birthdays way [...]
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yesterday’s poll today’s results

Remember that poll a few months ago? The ‘liwei fell’ poll. Here’s the post if you wanna reboot your memory. I’ve been a lazy boy so i didnt bother thinking of new polls that people can vote for. And guess what! The numbers are still growing. In fact, it doubled! So here are the scores again. [...]
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who picking who

*liwei walks to ji xiang* (jixiang was exchanging phone number with sumei) wah, how come you getting numbers from everyone? you lost all your contacts ah? no la. i never had her number. oww… okok yar la. he never had my number. like i never had your number too oohh.. you want [...]
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giving is difficult, receiving can be even harder

Inside each and everyone, there is an essence of self esteem. It can either be very high or low. Other refers this to pride. Some call it ego. At the end of the day, it is still something that we all must accommodate to. To break the pride of giving to those in need, and [...]
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Tactic #204

The Frisbee This is known to be a very old trick to pick up girls. Before we move on any further to understanding the art of this tactic, let us know abit of its background and origin. Purpose: To pick up girls, ONLY getting phone numbers Type of girls targetted: those who can take jokes, and pretty [...]
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